why all the late night prenatal erotic photo jouralistic activity? I gots HEARTBURN! Can't go to sleep. Because i can't lay down. Can't do anything actually erotic, because i can't lay down! Can't read a book, etc etc etc.
Oh. and i'm unemployed. So staying up later and later has become the norm. We went to bed last night at 3:45. Ridiculous.
I know, i know what you're going to say: Just you wait little Ms. "3 am" until you have to wake up at 5 am to feed that baby. why do people love to taunt you with this when you are pregnant? Is it the only way that sleep deprived parents of actual birthed children can react to their deep personal envy and disgust when they hear that i woke up today at 11:45? That's right bitches! 11:45 AM. That's almost PM!!!!
But don't hate me because i'm beautiful ( and sleep late and have no job) Hate me because as soon as i have children that wake me up all night, i am going to do the same thing to your lazy ass when i hear about how you slept past 9.
If this post is about nothing, it's mostly because i don't have a lot of material to work with right now. Sure i dislike heartburn but i love Rolaids (especially the mint ones) and i do feel tired lately, but eh, who cares.
In actuality i have nothing to whine, kvetch, or bitch about these days. I feel great. and everybody is sooooooo nice to you when you are pregnant. And nicest of all i felt something yesterday that i believe was tiny fingers rapping against the insides of me almost like a secret knock.
And i am tempted to say things like, "how cute is that kid? She taps on my insides!" Wow. Could this be mommyhood beginning?
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